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  • "I’m Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba."
  • "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."
  • "Every dog has his day."
  • "I bury those cock-a-roaches!"
  • "Me, I always tell the truth - even when I lie."
     "Say hello to my little friend!"

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  • "Lucky"
  • "Can you bring in my chapstick... my lips hurt real bad."
  • "Frickin Idiot"
  • "GOSH!"
  • "A liger... It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for it's skills in magic."
  • "I like your sleeves...they're real big."

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  • I pity the fool.
  • Don’t gimme no back talk, sucka.
  • Quit your jibba jabba.
  • Don’t make me mad (growl).
  • First name mister, middle name period, last name T.
  • Shut up, fool.